man 1: oh god what is that!?
man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich
man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?
man 2: ha meat curtains
man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich
man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?
man 2: ha meat curtains
by phantom1 June 21, 2009
Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.
Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.
James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!
Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.
James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!
James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!
Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.
James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!
by kx3 guy March 9, 2011
Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!
Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!
by vinny125125 August 31, 2010
a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.
by MissMeDont You December 1, 2010
by Scottokelley January 14, 2017
The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.
by brother blade April 16, 2008
Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003