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Cunt - The Several Meanings 

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.
Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

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Deep Meanings 

A specific quality that certain people posses; a sense of deep knowledge or intentions. One could interpret deep meanings through the manner of someone, have you lived? Is their more to you than what meets the eye?
“damn that schnack had deep meanings”
ooof them eyes had quay deep meanings”

The Real Meanings of Internet Words 

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)
What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk

School into weed meanings 

A set of terms that are used for weed terms:
Homework-Weed
Backpack-bong
Handbag(messenger)-pipe
Sentences-Bowl(s)
Essay-Getting Baked
Pencil-Blunt
Pen-Joint
Teacher-dealer
Principal-Cops

detention-Getting caught
Teachers Pet-Snitch
School into weed meanings example

example 1
Me-Hey guys this weekend gonna get some homework

Billy Joe-Yah were gonna be stuck doing essays...

I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings 

yes show to all people on social network whats your name mean we so care about please
- hello, my name is Jack and the meaning is...
- I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings, Jack

stfu the name meanings arent real 

You look dumb posting your name definition

You know damn well your personality is nothing like it
You: *posting the meaning of your name*

Numb: that’s bs stfu the name meanings arent real

the meaning of life is... 

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.
I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.