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mean drunk 

A person who, when consuming alcoholic beverages, is given to highly aggressive and antisocial behavior. This can range from simple verbal intimidation to physical assault. Mean drunks tend to overreact to small slights, and threaten physical violence toward anyone they perceive as threatening them. The term also implies that the person may be entirely normal when not drunk, and that it is the alcohol which causes the aggressive behavior. Contrast with a "happy drunk," who becomes much more social and frindly under the influence of alcohol.

Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.
"He's such a nice guy usually, but he's a mean drunk. Don't get in his way at a bar."
mean drunk by The Creature April 21, 2006
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mean drunk 

a highly agressive man's excuse to be an asshole
i'll drink so that i can be a mean drunk asshole
mean drunk by dez_nutz February 4, 2009

you know what I mean...drink... 

A phrase uttered so often a drinking game has been born. There are a few variations: 1)person speaking the offending phrase points to one person who must drink; 2)speaker decides everyone drinks; 3) peron forced to hear "you know what I mean" makes the speaker drink; Or 4) hell everybody drink everytime and soon you may be much happier to hear the fucking phrase again.
speaker: then I got pulled over,you know what I mean...drink...
listener: I will gladly drink to drowned out your non-stop bullshit.
or
speaker: blah,blah,blah,you know what I mean...
tortured listener: drink... bitch.
speaker: oh,yeah, ok. but I need another beer, you know what I mean...drink...
and on, and on, and on

Green Mean Drinking Machine 

Someone who drinks monster bombs
He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026