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Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron
Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge
Spanky Mc Poop Smudge by Millettr January 13, 2006

Poop-lop-mc-gop 

A god, creator, and supreme being. A god who many aspire to please in his poopy ways.
Oh Poop-lop-mc-gop how I wish to please you.
Poop-lop-mc-gop by April- February 7, 2021

Poopy Mc. Poopface

When one is acting like they have feces on their face.
Chris was being a Poopy Mc. Poopface when he would not share something.
Poopy Mc. Poopface by Goosh22 July 23, 2006

poopy mc fun stick

The stick with a nail on the end of,in which is used to grip poo...and fling poo at a buddie or a neighboring house. Also any inanimate object, animal, or vehicle.

{also used by chain gangs to pick up trash}
WOW!!!! Keegan just used his ultimate poopy mc fun stick to hurlte that poo over 55ft to hit the borough of smithon building! SCORE!
poopy mc fun stick by roy January 18, 2005

Slowy McPoopson 

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)
I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.
Slowy McPoopson by Matt Savo December 30, 2008
McPoops are the shits you take right after eating McDonalds. One usually gets the McPoops after eating a McDonalds item that doesn't agree with you or after eatig healthy food for awhile and then going back to McDonalds.
I had the McPoops for a day after that BigMac.
McPoops by Phil B. May 11, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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