maylin sauberman 

the sexiest kind of empress to ever step foot on the earth. mere mortals bow down to these kinds of girls perfection. with the voice of a siren, a maylin sauberman will lure you into her depths and never let you go. she is often seen in cohorts with darren criss. i met a maylin sauberman once off the coast of the dardanelles, and i became entranced. a maylin sauberman will wear a bright red lip and ruin your life for the better. beware of these incredible creatures. they will either be your demise, or change your life in ways you never expected.

my friend met a maylin sauberman once and he was captured by her beauty and sweet sweet vocal chords.

maylin sauberman by theneverendingzebra March 10, 2025