maykid
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Maykitten
A word used to call someone who is born in May. There is a superstition (not necessarily true) dating back hundreds of years ago; some people beleived that kittens born in may were useless as mousers and so used to drown them. Similarly, it was thought that people born in may were also useless. Maykitten was originally an insult, as it meant that the person was useless. But also, I use it as a cute nickname for a friend who doesn't mind any more =3
Makid
Makid is a person, usually a man, who dresses and acts like a woman often to gain your attention or for the purpose of entertaining or performing for others (see: Bollywood). There are many kinds of drag artists and they vary greatly, from professionals who have starred in movies to people who try to attain their fame from posting pictures of themselves in a dress on Facebook. Drag queens also vary by class and culture and can vary even within the same city (so watch out! If you're unsure, use the Crocodile Dundee method). Although many drag queens are presumed to be gay men named Makid, there are drag artists of all genders and sexualities who do drag for various reasons - mostly for the free lube.
So, in order to avoid this tranny named Makid: BEWARE of any arranged marriages with fathers named Apu where your "bride-to-be" suggests the ceremony take place at a 7-11 after arriving in a classy taxi cab-limo, with Gandhi as the priest, Harold & Kumar as your best men, a hamburger cake in the shape of a cow covered in bacon, Punjabi-appetizers, and a slurpee-punch fountain... with the reception consisting of REALLY bad dancing (have you seen Slumdog Millionaire??), *.midi-music scratched by DJ Dhalsim from the next room, women with red spots on their heads (is that herpes?) wearing more sheets than a KKK rally (which you'll gladly put back on once you see what they're covering, yikes) where all of your guests will try to sell you long distance phone service or a computer from Dell and your reward for this extravagant celebration (which cost all of $50) will be smelling like curry for the rest of your life, peeing from your ass for a week and the worst honeymoon ever known to man with a BIG, yet humorously small, surprise from your blushing bride. Don't say i didn't warn you!
...Actually, on second thought, that would be a friggin radass party! (except for the whole drag-queen-for-a-bride and peeing from your anus for a week part)
...Actually, on second thought, that would be a friggin radass party! (except for the whole drag-queen-for-a-bride and peeing from your anus for a week part)
Makid by Mike Haelmcmahon February 6, 2010
Maskiddent
I had a maskiddent in line at the DMV when I forgot my mask was on and I tried to drink my iced coffee thru my mask and it left a giant brown stain on the front of it but I was in line for 6 hours so I had to wait til I was done to wash it.
Maskiddent by pleasure hunter August 28, 2020
Makidagko
Makidagko is a group of friends that is composed of five persons. The first one is CJ who apparently is the mother Hen of the group because of her maternal instincts and a very caring person. Second is FZ, he's always hot that's why his friends often calls him fertile, but he's a good friend and very reliable. He maybe emotional sometimes but still always stood for himself. Next is AJ, the bitch in the group. She has a strong personality but also a good friend that will give you advice whenever you have problem. Her motto in life is "Bow down to the Queen". Fourth one is MR, the generous sister of the group. She's reliable and always invites her friends to their house just to feed them. You'll never feel bored if you're with her cause she's talkative and always has something to say. Her friends are very grateful to her family because they always invite them whenever they go swimming. Last, the maknae and always MIA in the group, FS. She's the only matured person in the group. Always moody, but depends on what situation she's on. An introvert and doesn't talk much if there's nothing to talk about. Her friends define her as awkward yet funny person because she always do things that even herself cannot believe that she actually did it. This group of friends is really strong, though they don't communicate with each other for months, they still have time to enjoy. The only thing that's keeping their friendship is their group chat, where all the topics around them is in there;)
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026