max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

max bling by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

Being A Max 

Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)

If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"

or

In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"

Being A Max by CharlieBaitor June 5, 2011

Being a Max 

being a max is a versatile word phrase when someone is being intelligent, creative, funny, kind, cool, or in general an upstanding and awesome person. It is the utmost of compliments and should be treated as such!

he was totally being a max when he helped me find motivation to do my homework!

that guy absolutely killed it on stage, talk about being a max!

Being a Max by the loch ves monster November 23, 2021