mauline 

A beautiful misunderstood moon child.

"She doesn't care about anything."
"No, that's just Mauline."

mauline by qnzgtm July 23, 2018

Maurine 

Maurine is a very beautiful girl, inside and out. She's gorgeous,talented,funny,and very modest. She is the most caring girl you'll ever meet. She loves to put others first than herself. If you have ever met a Maurine then you are one lucky person. She is also adventurous and is down for anything. Fantastic in bed.hot body. With all that said, she is one of a kind. And one heck of a girl.

Maurine
1. "hey man, I was with Maurine today."

" Oh damn bro, you lucky ass bastard!"

Maurine by snaaap04 January 6, 2012

Marline 

A Marline is a one hell of a girl she is pretty in the inside and outside . she is there for everyone and she always has a smile even though she is hurting inside .if a Marline ever cries in front of you just know your special because they do everything they can to hide there feelings and have smile on and help others . They always put them selves last . The day Marline puts herself first will be the day she can’t handle it anymore but no matter what she is a good person and funny and good to be around and she has ONE HELL OF AN ATTITUDE . But she is the best . If he is ever your friend be lucky appreciate her.

Do you know a Marline because I heard she is the prettiest girl and a good person

Marline by Marline April 11, 2019

coefficient of manliness 

It is a coefficient calculated by dividing your " penis length" by your height and then multiply the result by 100. (MaN=(penis length/height)*100).We measure it in cm and the final result will show us the percentage , how much of your body height is your glory.

What's your manliness coefficient?
I've got higher coefficient of manliness than you
What is your boyfriend's coefficient?

coefficient of manliness by Gizmino March 31, 2021

the alphabet of manliness 

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox

Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"

the alphabet of manliness by LoganP June 26, 2006

Darth Mauling it 

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping

Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.

Darth Mauling it by The Word Jedi January 21, 2010

alphabet of manliness 

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

alphabet of manliness by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006