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mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009
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mattress rider

a gay person
that guy is a mattress rider
by elmeatwado January 24, 2009
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Mattresscide

Aiming your ejaculate at the mattress instead of releasing it inside of a female, thus risking impregnating said female.
Lebron James' father should have performed mattresscide instead of bringing that useless human into the world.
by BLKJAK June 16, 2011
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