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A french verb defining the action of explaining something more complicatedly than it should be. An example of this would be trying to explain homework to another person but leaving that person more confused than he was in the beginning.
Bob: Est-ce que vous pouvez m'expliquer la réponse à 2+2?
Chad: Peut-être mais je matthewrise tous me éxplications et tu probablement serais plus confus qu'avant.
(Translation: Bob- Can you please explain to me the answer to 2+2
Chad: Maybe, but I "matthewriser" all my explanations so I'll probably leave you more confused than before)
by TrumpIsSucks November 11, 2016
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