matt ryan 

the best qb in the nfl took over the atlanta falcons after vick fucked them over rookie of the year and the best qb ever future mvp super bowl winner and hall of famer. he is gonna go off this year and him and roddy white are gonna b the new peyton and marvin.

whos the best qb?
ohhhh yaaaa matt ryan

whos the biggest thug?
ohhhh yaaaaa matt ryan

whos the mvp of the nfl in 2010 and every other year?
ohhhh yaaa matt ryan

matt ryan by every other qb in the nfl April 30, 2009

matt ryan 

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.

Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!

matt ryan by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

Matt Ryan 

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

Matt Ryan by b17 January 19, 2014

Matt-ryan 

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

Matt-ryan by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

matt ryan-itus 

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.

Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.

matt ryan-itus by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

mattryanharris 

An 18 year old video-blogger on YouTube from Southern California that makes videos ranging from current events to random things. He frequently uses jump cut editing and uses humor in his videos to convey his message.

He also created and runs Biofare.org, a technology blog.

Guy 1: Did you see mattryanharris's new video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was alright.

mattryanharris by taylor194132 August 16, 2011