by cherrypopscle007 August 15, 2003
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation sport of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands, fingers, everyday objects, or dedicated sex toys.
Male masturbation techniques are influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences. Techniques may also differ between males who have been circumcised and those who have not. Some techniques which may work for one individual can be difficult or uncomfortable for another.
The most common male masturbation technique is simply to hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft. This type of stimulation is typically all that is required to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. The speed of the hand motion will vary from person to person, although it is not uncommon for the speed to increase as ejaculation nears and for it to decrease during the ejaculation itself.
Male masturbation techniques are influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences. Techniques may also differ between males who have been circumcised and those who have not. Some techniques which may work for one individual can be difficult or uncomfortable for another.
The most common male masturbation technique is simply to hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft. This type of stimulation is typically all that is required to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. The speed of the hand motion will vary from person to person, although it is not uncommon for the speed to increase as ejaculation nears and for it to decrease during the ejaculation itself.
It was gym class, and our gym teacher, a midriff baring coach named Jamie, wanted us to do some masturbation exercises. We all took off our clothes, including me. As we lied down on the gym floor naked, my penis began to relax, sway back and forth, and stiffen. Until finally, it got a powerful erection sticking straight up. Then, Jamie handed us some small balls to balance on our penises, similar to a sea lion balancing a beach ball on its snout. Then, Jamie stated to count down from ten to zero. Once she reached zero, she blew her whistle and my penis threw back its head, released the ball, and I began masturbating it. It felt so good. I gritted my teeth as Jamie continued blowing her whistle at me. My penis became coated with precum. The more Jamie blew her whistle, the more harder I masturbated. I started feeling my orgasm build up with every second. My member felt swollen and heavy as his load built up in the head. The other naked boys gathered around Coach Jamie as I finally let out a deep moan like a sea lion. And my hard-on ejaculated a flow of hot white semen that splashed against the floor. My penis bobbed up and down as a few more spurts of semen shot out, then slumped down into my lap. Then, the class cheered and Jamie blew her whistle as I opened my eyes and looked around. I stood up slowly, and Jamie gave me a gold medal for "Being the Best at Masturbation." Then, she gave me a towel so I can wipe off the semen from my penis and the floor.
by VBruno January 5, 2014
Something done to one's body to relieve horniness. When a woman's pussy becomes wet, she will massage her clitoris and other surrounding pubic areas. Also, she may slide a finger/fingers/toy/small object into her pussy to imitate a penis. Men's dicks will become hard when they are horny, so they resort to rubbing their penis up and down causing stimulating friction. These physical interactions are also sometimes accompanied by audio or visual stimulation.
I came home feeling really horny after reading definition #7 of Horny on Urban Dictionary. I went into my bathroom and grabbed my tube of lube and a Q-tip. I carried these things into my room where I slid off my skirt and panties and flopped onto my bed with a sigh. I spread my thighs open and coated the Q-tip with lube. I then started gently rubbing around my clit with the Q-tip. I shuddered and smiled. As I rubbed, I got closer and closer to my clit and started moaning. Then i reached my hand up my blouse and started rubbing and grabbing my nipples. I continued to grope my boobs as I got even closer to my clit. Then, I hit it. I shuddered and squealed with delight. I rubbed diagonally across my clit which drove me nuts. Then I threw down the Q-tip and dug my fingers toward my clit. I started massaging it with one finger, then two, then my whole hand. I arched my back and screamed with pleasure. Then, I slipped my middle finger into my pussy, while still massaging my clit. I pulled it in and out. Then I hit my g-spot. I cummed everywhere. I got up, still rubbing my clit, and got my vibrator, then sprawled back onto the bed. 10 minutes later, I was asleep with my fingers on my clitoris and my vibrator in my pussy. I love to masturbate.
by SomeRandomUDUser July 18, 2016
That is a lot of masturbation
by S E E K n D S T R O Y December 9, 2017
Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
The thing everybody does, but no one will admit to doing.
Also called
Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.
Also called
Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.
Person 1: Do you masturbaste?
Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?
Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...
Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?
Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...
Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
by Teh Sexinator May 4, 2009
The act of sexually pleasing yourself usually without the help of another human being. For men, this would simply be the act of grabbing your "tower of power" and stroking it up and down until completion. For women, I'm pretty sure its supposed to be first playing with their clitoris, next sticking either 1-3 fingers or a phallic-shaped object into "the cave of wonders", and then continually pumping that object into yourself until orgasm. I think they also grab their breast as well to heighten the experience.
In order to have a great time with my significant other, I stay away from masturbation for at least 8 days.
Ever since I first tossed my salad, I've never stopped making time in my day for some masturbation.
Ever since I first tossed my salad, I've never stopped making time in my day for some masturbation.
by Deathmaker1336 February 20, 2018