Masturbation Frustration
The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.
Masturbation Frustration by Noah h. December 30, 2007
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masturbation frustration
the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason
"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"
"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"
"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"
masturbation frustration by mr man1992 December 6, 2009
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