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Massive Vagina 

A large bulbous moose knuckle which protrudes, or a large bucket like entity also referred to as the Clockface Crack. Sometimes also referred to as Gigina, not to be mistake for a tatty vagine.
I cant see my feet because of my massive vagina.

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS) 

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.
Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).