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Massdestuction 

An xbox user who enjoys to camp in corners and get beat off by his dad.

He always proceeds to let others know that he is the best camper and camping takes skill, this however, cannot be heard as he has a mouth full of dick meat.
I'm in this corner blowing my dads penis, 25 cents to watch.

I like camping cause it makes me harder to kill. Lol, I love camping. Dad not to hard!

Random kid: I love when my dad fucks me.
ME: Shut the fuck up you god damned Massdestuction.
Random kid: Hey! thats my brother you're talking about..
Me: That makes sense..
Massdestuction by Ohtehnoes June 28, 2012

massdestuction 

A boy who likes big horse penis.

His name Jordan. He's bi-curious.
Add him on xboxlive.

He lieks boys.
He enjoys long fucks with other men. :D massdestuction,,

Massdestuction 

When a faggot plays xbox live with a headset and says he owns you everytime he shoots you with a nooby weapon.
What the fuck! That kid is useing a fucking noob tubed ak74! what a damn massdestuction!

kid 1: I fucking raped you
me: Your useing a noobtube!
kid 1:Your just jealous cause you dont have one
me: WHAT THE FUCK EVER MASSDESTUCTION!
kid 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS ITS JUST A GAME!
Kid 1 and me: GO DIE FUCKING PUSSY! ITS NOT JUST A GAME ITS REAL LIFE!
kid 1: ima go play runescape.
me:..........is your name jordan?
kid 1:...yes?
me: that is a massdestuction all right.
kid 2:STFU!!!
Massdestuction by Ownedplox? November 23, 2010
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