Massdestuction

An xbox user who enjoys to camp in corners and get beat off by his dad.

He always proceeds to let others know that he is the best camper and camping takes skill, this however, cannot be heard as he has a mouth full of dick meat.

I'm in this corner blowing my dads penis, 25 cents to watch.

I like camping cause it makes me harder to kill. Lol, I love camping. Dad not to hard!

Random kid: I love when my dad fucks me.
ME: Shut the fuck up you god damned Massdestuction.
Random kid: Hey! thats my brother you're talking about..
Me: That makes sense..

Massdestuction by Ohtehnoes June 28, 2012

massdestuction

A boy who likes big horse penis.

His name Jordan. He's bi-curious.
Add him on xboxlive.

He lieks boys.

He enjoys long fucks with other men. :D massdestuction,,

massdestuction by Jordanlover117 May 9, 2011

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Massdestuction

When a faggot plays xbox live with a headset and says he owns you everytime he shoots you with a nooby weapon.

What the fuck! That kid is useing a fucking noob tubed ak74! what a damn massdestuction!

kid 1: I fucking raped you
me: Your useing a noobtube!
kid 1:Your just jealous cause you dont have one
me: WHAT THE FUCK EVER MASSDESTUCTION!
kid 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS ITS JUST A GAME!
Kid 1 and me: GO DIE FUCKING PUSSY! ITS NOT JUST A GAME ITS REAL LIFE!
kid 1: ima go play runescape.
me:..........is your name jordan?
kid 1:...yes?
me: that is a massdestuction all right.
kid 2:STFU!!!

Massdestuction by Ownedplox? November 23, 2010

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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