sex god.
will make you orgasm with one look.
it is not possible to keep it in your pants when he's around.
the only thing you can think about when he's around is his 125 inch penis and his rough sex hair!
A math teacher that coaches baseball, who talks very loudly (almost screams.) Gets off topic very easily. Knows drama more than students and reenacts fights infront of class. Favorite number is 13. Makes up own hand signals. Best teacher ever!
Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."
Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da bigjawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
A brown boy known for being abused by his friends and having no property of his own. Anything of his is communal property and is free for others to take and post on their IG. His signature move is the 🍬🧢.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*