maskotosis

When your breath smells like absolute shit, so you’re basically hotboxing yourself with the sweet and sensual smell of straight asshole.

Sam: I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, so my mask smells like straight donkey ass
Me: Man that sucks, your gonna have to either exterminate or burn that mask
Sam: I can’t even be mad that you said that, because it’s true. Fuck maskotosis.

by PenisPump325 August 7, 2020

Maskosis

The feeling that you are wearing a mask long after you took it off.

My Maskosis is flaring up. I keep wanting to adjust my mask even though I am not wearing it anymore.

by Grover Madison January 11, 2021