maskotosis

When your breath smells like absolute shit, so you’re basically hotboxing yourself with the sweet and sensual smell of straight asshole.

Sam: I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, so my mask smells like straight donkey ass
Me: Man that sucks, your gonna have to either exterminate or burn that mask
Sam: I can’t even be mad that you said that, because it’s true. Fuck maskotosis.