maskerbation

Oxygen deprivation resulting from mask wearing while masturbating.

Jim passed out while in a mad fit of maskerbation.

by Shempleton February 04, 2021

Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Maskerbator

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

by Skydash February 08, 2021

maskerbating

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.

I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.

by Crackerguy June 10, 2020

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 08, 2020

Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

by Pugilist408 November 05, 2022

Maskerbating

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Stop maskerbating with the store owner. Put one on or get the f*** out of Dodge.

by PTDrooster May 24, 2020