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Resting Mask Face
The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
Resting Mask Face by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021
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Korean Face Mask
Korean Face Mask by Vpeachy June 6, 2019
pineapple face mask
A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face
pineapple face mask by Brodskie April 9, 2020
Cosmic Rust Face Mask
When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
Cosmic Rust Face Mask by Schmittledick April 23, 2023
japanese face mask
A seris of cum from multiple sources alloted all over a girls face until her face resembles japanense face paint primarly female face paint.
So when Gus came home and he had that bag of hot arby's it brought back a memory of when he asked a girl if she wanted to clear some acne with a japanese face mask ;)
japanese face mask by Broc Nielsen October 12, 2009
Turkish Face Mask
Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.
Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Example 1:
Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "
Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "
Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
Turkish Face Mask by Car1osTheJacka1 February 24, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.