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Resting Mask Face
The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
Resting Mask Face by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021
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Korean Face Mask
Korean Face Mask by Vpeachy June 6, 2019
pineapple face mask
A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face
pineapple face mask by Brodskie April 9, 2020
Cosmic Rust Face Mask
When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.
Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”
Cosmic Rust Face Mask by Schmittledick April 23, 2023
japanese face mask
A seris of cum from multiple sources alloted all over a girls face until her face resembles japanense face paint primarly female face paint.
So when Gus came home and he had that bag of hot arby's it brought back a memory of when he asked a girl if she wanted to clear some acne with a japanese face mask ;)
japanese face mask by Broc Nielsen October 12, 2009
Turkish Face Mask
Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.
Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Example 1:
Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "
Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "
Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
Turkish Face Mask by Car1osTheJacka1 February 24, 2015
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