mashimoni

Very nice and kind person who loves her nephew a lot. She is very funny and is very considerate.

Mashimoni is amazing!

mashimoni by Putum November 24, 2021

McSimonIncollingo 

One step up from the McOrgy, the McSimonIncollingo sandwich consists of one Mcdonalds double cheeseburger, one McChicken sandwich, an order of 6 chicken Mcnuggets, and a small fries. The McSimonIncollingo is created when said items are put together inside two buns. Start by placing the entire chicken sandwich into the Mcdouble by taking off the top bun, then place all of your chicken nuggets on top of the McChickens bun, next add fries in between the buns and the meats. Finish it off by placing the double cheeseburger bun back on the top.

Tim went into cardiac arrest after eating a McSimonIncollingo.

McSimonIncollingo by Rahjbatim November 24, 2011

mashimo

Mashimo is the smartest guy I ever met, really cool dude tbh

Hey mashimo? Can you help me with understanding this piece of literature?

mashimo by Modcod7 June 7, 2021

matrimonial blindness 

A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.

Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!

matrimonial blindness by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008

Mathisoning 

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

Mathisoning by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

Mashion 

Matching one’s mask to their outfit. Mask-fashion

Person: Abby has great mashion
Person 2: yeah that white and pink mask works so well with her white and pink sneakers

Mashion by mischaaa September 8, 2020

Maimonides 

also known as maimo. modern orthodox school is brookline, ma founded by rabbi solevetchik. there’s tiny grades so everyone knows everyone and u can’t have any secrets. everything is one big inside joke. amazingly great school but not for the sensitive.

at the maimonides-gann game, maimo chafed “WE LOVE THE RAV!!” as the clock winded down on their win.

Maimonides by ifurseeingthissay November 4, 2022