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Masculasian

A masculasian, is a teenage girl of Asian ancestry, who becomes increasing masculine as time goes on. Masculasians can be spotted wearing sweatshirts from their volleyball teams, or with a dirty ponytail pulled up over their greasy head. Masculasians have large bellies and even larger calfs, which resemble those of a well toned man. A masculasian will typically have a much older appearance than they actually are, as this is an aspect of the epidemic.
Boy 1: Yo dude, you see that Asian chick there?
Boy 2: The one who looks like she has a large package?
Boy 1: Yeah, she's scary...
Boy 2: Yeah man, she's looking pretty tough. Looks like she could beat us up.
Boy 1: That's cause she's a masculasian.

Masculating 

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.
"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
Masculating by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
e-masculating by Telemonian May 30, 2018

Jugular masculation 

To rip out the jugular and use it to silence a lamb that has been sacraficed by a rabi. Usually used in satanic ceremonies to call upon the devil.
Steven: Hey bro you ready for the ceremony tonight?
Scott: Yeah bro. Are you talking about the jugular masculation where we rip out the person who’s name comes out the hats jugular?
Steve: Yeah it’s going to be so good.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026