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Masculasian

A masculasian, is a teenage girl of Asian ancestry, who becomes increasing masculine as time goes on. Masculasians can be spotted wearing sweatshirts from their volleyball teams, or with a dirty ponytail pulled up over their greasy head. Masculasians have large bellies and even larger calfs, which resemble those of a well toned man. A masculasian will typically have a much older appearance than they actually are, as this is an aspect of the epidemic.
Boy 1: Yo dude, you see that Asian chick there?
Boy 2: The one who looks like she has a large package?
Boy 1: Yeah, she's scary...
Boy 2: Yeah man, she's looking pretty tough. Looks like she could beat us up.
Boy 1: That's cause she's a masculasian.

Masculating 

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.
"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
Masculating by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
e-masculating by Telemonian May 30, 2018

Jugular masculation 

To rip out the jugular and use it to silence a lamb that has been sacraficed by a rabi. Usually used in satanic ceremonies to call upon the devil.
Steven: Hey bro you ready for the ceremony tonight?
Scott: Yeah bro. Are you talking about the jugular masculation where we rip out the person who’s name comes out the hats jugular?
Steve: Yeah it’s going to be so good.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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