martinez twins

hot web stars from spain.

The first twin is emilio martinez and the second twin is ivan martinez

They're incredibly hot, sexy, kind, a savage, and cute as fuck. They both have their own special personalities, but sure can make any girl's heart melts in just a blink.

Their jawline can cut anything deeply, and their smile can light up the whole world.

Some fans admit their hotness makes them wet.

"Im drooling over a picture of the martinez twins"
"I could never focus on what the martinez twins are saying in their videos, they are too hot to understand"

martinez twins by vennedy June 13, 2017

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Martinez Twins

Angels who deserve the world and the kindest individuals around.

Martinez Twins? Yeah they're fricking sweethearts man.

Martinez Twins by HTlikesJakePaulstfu August 1, 2017

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Martinez twins

The budget Dolan twins.

Person 1: do you know the Martinez twins?
Peroson 2: aren't they those twins who try to hard to be the Dolan twins?

Martinez twins by Dolfvx July 19, 2018

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Martinez Twins

A knock off of the Dolan Twins and copy many of their photos on Instagram

Little girl: Oh my god the Martinez Twins are so hot!
Person: They’re pieces of shit

Martinez Twins by Dolansareminebitch October 29, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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