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martinez twins 

hot web stars from spain.

The first twin is emilio martinez and the second twin is ivan martinez

They're incredibly hot, sexy, kind, a savage, and cute as fuck. They both have their own special personalities, but sure can make any girl's heart melts in just a blink.

Their jawline can cut anything deeply, and their smile can light up the whole world.

Some fans admit their hotness makes them wet.
"Im drooling over a picture of the martinez twins"
"I could never focus on what the martinez twins are saying in their videos, they are too hot to understand"
martinez twins by vennedy June 13, 2017
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Martinez Twins 

Angels who deserve the world and the kindest individuals around.
Martinez Twins? Yeah they're fricking sweethearts man.

Martinez twins 

Person 1: do you know the Martinez twins?
Peroson 2: aren't they those twins who try to hard to be the Dolan twins?
Martinez twins by Dolfvx July 19, 2018

Martinez Twins 

A knock off of the Dolan Twins and copy many of their photos on Instagram
Little girl: Oh my god the Martinez Twins are so hot!
Person: They’re pieces of shit

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008