Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage by simskizzle November 4, 2011

Quaker’s Marriage 

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)

Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.

Quaker’s Marriage by Cigarcop October 19, 2022

Schrödinger's marriage 

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.

Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.

Schrödinger's marriage by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023

Id's Marriage

A marriage that is performed on impulse by one or both of the married couple. The couple may barely know each other or have just met and have decided to get married on the whim. A marriage based upon the satisfaction of the moment, just like Sigmund Freud's theory of the id.


Also, an impulsive marriage that is based on what are considered to be odd reasons to get married (i.e. spur of the moment, love at first sight, etc)

"She was dating this guy for one week, and now this wedding is going to be Id's marriage!"

Id's Marriage by mesaul December 29, 2008

Schrödinger's marriage 

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.

"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."

Schrödinger's marriage by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024

Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious

"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz

Catt and Diaz's marriage by Pahooga17 May 3, 2021

marriage strike 

The term "marriage strike" refers to a movement by young men in Western countries to not get married, out of fear of financial ruin stemming from later divorce.

She keeps asking him about tying the knot, but he's joined the marriage strike.

marriage strike by Kai Thorsten June 28, 2008