a marissa grace espinoza is someone who is quirky and wild, and a person you can always get along with. they often like horses and choose unfortunate sports teams to play on. often times you can find them riding a unicycle and chewing on, but not eating, unicorn hair. don’t ask where they got it, they will always become infuriated. a marissa grace espinoza is typically a part of the jake paul fan base, and her favorite song is often “calling all the monsters” by china anne mcclain.
friend one: holy weekend, who is that gross girl riding a unicycle listening to disney channel original music chewing on unicorn hair?
friend two: oh i know her, she’s a marissa grace espinoza.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.