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maria ortiz

a girl that is typically mexican and enjoys making sandwiches. has medium sized boobs and a nice ass. also enjoys pissing you the hell off at times
dude she pisses me the maria ortiz off!
by mellamosepadre December 12, 2010
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Mariaortzman

A mythological creature. Sorta of like a troll, unicorns, etc.
This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. This creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others.

This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature. The Mariaortzman is very ugly and dirty looking. Having black pubic style looking hair, combed over to hide its ever growing bald spot.
"what is that odd looking creature underneath that bridge? And why is everyone so depressed and up.....Ohhhh a mariaortzman.
by Askinforaquestion October 14, 2011
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