marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Marge Simpson

When a pipe or other smoking device is packed over capacity resembling Marge’s hair style.

“Let’s get superhigh.”

“Okay, I’ll pack a Marge Simpson.”

by DanMazz November 15, 2011

Marge Simpson

The only cartoon MILF I can think of.

Marge Simpson should have kept the implants.

by Devil October 03, 2003

Marge Simpson

somewhat of a cartoon milf very hot I guess.

damn marge simpson has a gay laugh

by Patrick Dron November 30, 2003

Marge Simpson

Stupid-ass bitch who has the worst voice ever, ruins almost every single Simpson episode, and basically is shit. All day long.

Marge Simpson, with the most raspy, shitty voice: "Homie, stop doing that entertaining and funny thing, and come here to be pussy-whipped, etc."

by Marge hater December 09, 2005