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maple wood

When a girl covers a guy's dick in syrup and then gives him a blowjob. (See also penis pancake)
"My girlfriend gave me a maple wood the other night."
by theqster September 17, 2012
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Maplewood

A place where hippies go after their flower power days to get high-paying jobs and raise their children. Gays and biracial families are the norm. The families that inhabit Maplewood are often transplants from the Park Slope/Brooklyn area. People in Maplewood believe strongly in Whole Foods, eco-friendly products, yoga, Starbucks and the newest technology. Practically no one is conservative, and parents practically feed their children liberal ideals, by doing things like sending them to Obama picnics. In Maplewood, everyone knows each other. And on a nice sunny day, the parks are typically crowded with toddlers, dogs, and pot smoking teenagers. The children of maplewood are typically grow into very spoiled individuals. Their student parking lot is nicer than the teachers, and everyone has macbooks, and the newest ipods. Weed and alcohol are consumed at an alarming rate. Despite this, Maplewood turns out some of the most sucessful and talented people. So many that the high school had to start its own hall of fame. Because of this, the surrounding towns are jealous and often resort to calling Maplewood things like "Maplehood" or "Gay-plewood".
Millburn kid: I wish I was cool enough to live in Maplewood.
by crimsonandclover April 5, 2009
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Maplewood/South Orange

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.
This town blows chunks!

I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!
by Mw/SO June 11, 2006
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Maplehoodlums

Suburban kids that rap about topics unrelated to drugs, money, and women. Often characterized as educated these individuals annunciate their words and implement complex rhyme schemes and word play in their songs. Their major focus is to dispel notions of conventional hip hop by presenting a more colorful and creative rap style.
Maplehoodlums
by golfgooru August 5, 2010
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maplehood

1)The area on the other side of Springfield Ave. in Maplewood NJ, which is also the Ghetto majority Minority side of maplewood.
2)Where majority of white people are not and spanish and blacks are in Maplewood NJ.
We just crossed springfield ave. now we in maplehood!!!
by Jason Rodriguez December 28, 2005
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maplehood

im bout to go to Maplehood, You comin?
by DUTCHES "07" November 15, 2003
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Maplewood

A neighboring town to South Orange and Milburn. It is vastly superior to all other towns, and it is the home of the almighty Bober.
Columbia High School resides in Maplewood and not in South Orange; therefore, Maplewood is vastly superior to South Orange.
by Boberlicious January 17, 2009
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