The ordinary position men take whenever they it down in order to NOT crush their genetalia to utter stew.
The name was created by Third-Wave-Feminazis who think they're better than everyone and everything but are really just retarded and need to be taken to the nearest Insane asylum as soon as possible, because the presence of these humpback whales-... Feminists is cancerous to everyone who can think straight (unlike them)
The name was created by Third-Wave-Feminazis who think they're better than everyone and everything but are really just retarded and need to be taken to the nearest Insane asylum as soon as possible, because the presence of these humpback whales-... Feminists is cancerous to everyone who can think straight (unlike them)
Humpback-whale(aka the typical Feminist): Oh my gosh, I saw a man manspreading on the bus and I was like Oh my god! That misogynistic bottom feeding pig! Later I went on a bus manspreading for 4 minutes straight. Hopefully I pissed some men off, because that's the sole purpose of why I was manspreading. Like OMG I feel like a serial killer now!
by GeneralEric January 5, 2017
The act of a guy spreading their legs to make room for their balls while sitting,
it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,
rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about
it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,
rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about
Alex: *is manspreading*
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up
by z,,,, February 13, 2021
The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).
"I have an armrest-sized-bruise because the guy next to me was manspreading so much that I had my thigh squished into the armrest the entire busride"
by The Riveters January 19, 2016
by RikuSan September 11, 2020
Manspreading...the disparate consumption of public space employed under the guise of male biological necessity. Some profess that "Men are naturally designed to sit this way."...and that this "fact" should excuse them from exercising common courtesy to those around them. Of course, very few things in our lives adhere to the natural order.... women, for example, are not afforded one week out of every four to curl up in a ball and nurse their cramping abdomens, back pain & headaches as designed, but by all means gentlemen...spread those knees a little father apart. The rest of us can always sit on each other's laps to ensure that your enormous genitals have the elbow room they demand.
He has slept in an upright, seated position since puberty becasue manspreading doesn't work when he's sleeping on his side and he believes that if his knees get within 24" of each other his testicles will explode in dramatic fashion and he will bleed out and die alone as his calls for help go unheard. Lol
by Scrapples January 18, 2016
A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.
A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
by Deadmojo January 21, 2019
Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted
by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017