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Manila Envelope 

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

Manilla Envelope 

Someone incredibly dull and boring who has very 'safe' tastes and no personality.
"John is so lame..."
-"Yea, that guy is a manilla envelope."
Manilla Envelope by Teeto86 April 19, 2010

Manilla Enveloping 

When one makes the vagina wet and uses the "juices" to seal a Manilla Envelope and mail a letter to his Grandmother.
On Phone after Manilla Enveloping:
Grandma: Thank you for the letter Jonny, but why does it smell like fish?
Jonny: It went through France and Lindsey says your welcome.
Manilla Enveloping by TrunkKid October 9, 2006