The best football team in the world!!! They have the biggest and best stadium in England and also have the best players.
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.
Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches
by rohaan's father February 02, 2023
Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything
Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!
by the f.a September 23, 2019
A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.
It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.
Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.
Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"
Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"
Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
by Misha A July 08, 2011
by Scorp September 22, 2003
a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.
person a: this year arsenal will win the premiership! they smashed chelsea yesterday 4-1!
person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.
person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.
by schjuell isttamaaItb December 02, 2009
A team followed by bandwagoners and (formerly) teenyboppers who went for them because "David Beckham is sooo hot!" A money-making, merchandise spinning, whore enterprise that plays a bit of soccer on the side.
"Who do you go for in the English Premier League?"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"
by Aussie Ben February 07, 2006