man-crab 

Mythical Part man, part-crab...possibly a man with crabs...scratches alot in private areas, obsessed with Chachi, acting like it's cracked-out, and makes a noise "geeee."

See also: James Smith (legend of the Man-Crab)

Man Crab: "Hey Sexy Dave...GEeeeeee." "I'm the best Wal-Mart unloader there ever was, boi!"

Dave: AHHHHHH! Man-Crab! Call Batman!

man-crab by nitz June 17, 2008

Majestic Man-Crab 

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Majestic Man-Crab by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013

She-Crab Man-Twin 

Man-sized crabs, of the female persuasion, often born out of a pact with some dark demon or wizard.

Oh my god, did you hear? She gave birth to she-crab man-twins!

She-Crab Man-Twin by Noxluc November 19, 2010

The Crab Man 

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

The Crab Man by Themethking September 25, 2018

crab man 

crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML

" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"

crab man by FM VII June 15, 2023

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

poor man's crab legs by Whosit606 November 2, 2022

Crabby Wee Man 

Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.

Crabby Wee Man have you broken the ledger lately?

Crabby Wee Man by john sayers December 17, 2003