man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

man mayo

A slang term for male ejaculate.

Hey Susie, that sandwich looks a little dry. Would you like me to put some man mayo on it?

by Aaron June 29, 2004

man mayo

the fruits of a mans spurt reynolds

man:"were you gonna eat that"
freind:"theres mayo,and then theres mayo. your taking the piss"

by piss in ya sausage house May 25, 2003

mayo man

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black

Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays

by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020

Mayo Man

person who loves to rub mayonnaise on their titties

Logan pulls a mayo man twice a week

by 28Mxdonalds August 17, 2021

Creamy mayo man

dude named cody

OUUUU HES A Creamy mayo man

by JESUSHATESNFTS December 03, 2021