making bears

taking a shit

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Making Bears

To shit.

I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket

by GIVE ME MY PLUNGER BACK November 3, 2019

Making Bears

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

makin' bears

(adj.) Going poop. Describing the big and brown characteristics of poop.

It is a derivative of GREASY GROWLERS

Q: "Where did Jim go?"
A: "Oh he's in the bathroom, makin' bears"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Makin' Bears

The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.

Me: Imma go make sum bears :)

Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!

Me: Make da bears hehe

Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!

Me: :D I'm makin' bears!

by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023