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Making Bears 

I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket

Making Bears 

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.
"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

making polar bears 

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat
I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
making polar bears by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

makin' bears 

(adj.) Going poop. Describing the big and brown characteristics of poop.

It is a derivative of GREASY GROWLERS
Q: "Where did Jim go?"
A: "Oh he's in the bathroom, makin' bears"

Makin' Bears 

The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.
Me: Imma go make sum bears :)

Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!

Me: Make da bears hehe

Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!

Me: :D I'm makin' bears!
Makin' Bears by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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