1. I've been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2.
Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my
white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing
in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.