Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.
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rub the magic lamp

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.
by J. Kimble August 1, 2005
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She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.
by J. Kimble July 25, 2008
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magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
by realisttttt January 23, 2013
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