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Maddalena 

long, tan, and sexy. she knows how to work her body. maddalena is a great friend if u wanna have a good time. dont piss her off or she will bitch-slap you. everyone needs a maddalena in their life.
guy: who is that hot chick on the dance floor?
girl: that's maddalena, i love her!
Maddalena by lotusQueen October 15, 2010
The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
Mandage by Revfin May 11, 2011

Maddalena Hack Job 

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

Mandages 

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.

Maddalena 

A beautiful italian name that reminds everyone of beauty and wisdom. The person who carries this name is a precious and fragile artwork from a goddess.
1This beautiful flower reminds me of a Maddalena.
2This perfect beauty is so Maddalena.
3This delicious perfume is so Maddalena.
4This incredible artwork reminds me in its perfection of a Maddalena.
Maddalena by Noonamefooryoou January 2, 2017

Maddalena 

Wow Maddalena has a big ass
Maddalena by Ggggnnn February 9, 2018