mad shlurps Share definition Flag Giving oral sex, or when something sucks. Can be used to replace 'You suck." Y'all be givin' mad shlurps! Hey did you hang with Poison? Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps! mad shlurps by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the mad shlurps mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch