MFK

The socially-acceptable acronym for a game teenagers play called Marry-Fuck-Kill. When given a choice of three names, the players must decide who they would prefer to marry, fuck or kill.

Player A: For this round of MFK, we'll go with Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Lindsey Lohan

Player B: I'll marry Cameron because she's funny, fuck Angelina because she'd be crazy in bed, and kill Lindsey because she sucks at life.

Player C: Kill Angelina because she's crazy. Marry Lindsey because she's going to make lots of money. Fuck Cameron because she's hot.

by Mr. F.izzle June 13, 2008

mFK

MIDGET FRENCH KID - A small kid originating from france, who likes to make bagels with his penis.

WHO CHARLIE YOUR A FUCKIN MFK YOU DUMB LITTLE BAGEL MAKING PaSTRY LICKER!

by blaque? April 26, 2005

MFK

abbreviation for Mother-Fucking-Killer

Holy shit that crazy columbian MFK just threw that white boy into a brick wall!

by Nilknarf Den January 1, 2006

MFK

A Mother Fuckin' Kink. Used to describe someone kinky for days.

Damn, shes an MFK! What a kink!

by Snakeballashitrebel December 6, 2009

MFK

Mother freakin’ King 👑

Stands for ‘Mother f***ing King’. A term of high respect or camaraderie used for someone who is very kind or generous. When ‘bro’ or ‘buddy’ does not suffice, you can call your guy friend an MFK.

Generally abbreviated this way when used over text.

Eric: Yo that guy we met is so nice! Can’t believe he helped us so much!

Adam: Yea he’s an MFK 👑

by TheHC3 January 12, 2022

MFK Marcy Mane

Is a rapper, producer, and designer from Washington, D.C. He’s a former member of the collective Goth Money Records. Mainly releases his solo work via his Bandcamp page, and his clothing design, sold on bigcartel, is often cut-and-sew, and utilizes other forms of production such as screenprinting and sewing.

If you flexican you know bout MFK Marcy Mane.

by loopdigga... June 27, 2019

T, D, or MFK

A game, usually played by girls. It stands for Truth, Dare, or Marry-Fuck-Kill. Player 1 will ask, often by writing it down, if Player 2 wants T, D, or MFK. Player 2 chooses, and if it's Truth or Dare, a question is asked, or Player 2 is dared to do something. If MFK is chosen, Player 1 picks 3 people (if it's girls, guys are listed, if it's guys, girls are listed) and Player 2 has to say who they would rather marry, fuck, and kill. Usually the people are people Player 2 doesn't like, but sometimes they could be people they really like. Basically just a game for very bored people, and it's ALWAYS entertaining.

Girl 1: I'm SO bored.

Girl 2: Let's play T, D, or MFK!

Girl 1: Okay! You first. T, D, or MFK?

Girl 2: Ummm...MFK.

Girl 1: Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3.

Girl 2: I hate all of them!!!

Girl 1: *laughs* Just choose.

Girl 2: Fine. *laughs* Kill Guy 2, marry Guy 1, and fuck Guy 3.

*Laughter*

Girl 2: Your turn!

You get the idea.

by meisawsum February 6, 2009