M.O.T

Masturbating on the toilet

Did you hear Dave was in the middle of an M.O.T last night when Shelly walked in on him.

by TOPGUN#1 January 17, 2014

M.O.T.

1. A "member of the tribe"; i.e. a Jew.

Light-hearted, slightly toungue-in-cheek reference to Jews, usually by Jews.

Q - Is he M.O.T.?
A- Is the Pope Catholic?

by H. Al Hazman September 4, 2008

M.O.T.

With your partner on the bed on all 4s, slide yourself under them and give their genitals a thorough inspection.

Did you have her up on the ramps last night?
Yeah, I gave her a proper M.O.T.

by Jedidaz September 6, 2021

M.O.T.S

1. (Acronym) Moment(s) of Temporary Stupidity.
Synonyms: Fail, Epic Fail, Duh, Oop, Slow, Derp

"Oh my god, where the fuck is my phone?"
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..

by bradmon21 November 13, 2018

M.O.T.H.

1: Mark Of The HO. The Name of the now so common LOWER BACK Tattoo found on many young women. Commonly tribal work, flowers, butterflies, fairies, Etc. or a combination of the above.
2:The M.O.T.H. is also know at a TARGET, Or better yet a CUM target.
3: A good way of labeling young women as cookie cutter sheep that follow meaningless fashion trends. Example of these type of women are, all of the Spring Break girls, Girls gone wild girls, and of course Brittany Spears

"That skeez and all her friends have the MOTH."
"That girl Jim is dating looks Really nice and sweet. Yeah I would laugh my ass off if he finds out she has a MOTH"

by "NiNJa" CHris February 28, 2005

M Ö T H

The lord of all, the greatest being of pure light, ruling over all of reality.

Devotee:Hail M Ö T H, bro.
Heathen: wut
Devotee: HE IS IMPURE

by Voice of M Ö T H April 14, 2021

M.O.T.S.

M.O.T.S. - 1. Mark of the Skank - acronym;
tramp stamp - synonym

Yo, man, she was hot as hell, then when she turned around, I saw she had the M.O.T.S., so i knew she was a skank!

by Learned Hand of Pootie Tang March 21, 2009