Lynden is a wise old soul and has a big 7 inch cock, the size of his forearm, he gets all the hoes and bangs his friends mom,
Isiah’s mom: Lynden’s cock is so huge I had to stay in bed all day,

Romans mom: he only had to go halfway in for me to beg him to stop
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Body structure like a giant, that when he holds you, you feel safe & secure. Judging him on outer appearance wouldnt be fair, inside, he is as gentle, and tenderhearted as a human could be. A warrior for those he loves, and a mighty soldier in Gods army.
Lynden is the best husband any woman could ever want, and yes, he is taken, by me. A treasure I will never let go.
by CrY$ February 4, 2010
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A sense, commonly affecting gingers where you are the whitest kid in the world, is fuckng retard fag and is gay btw hes lesbian, hes ginger, white, small pp, always drinks energy drinks and gets yelled at by mr drebert. therefore hes fucking retarded. And hes a ginger
Wow, Lyndenism is a very bad desease
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Wow, is that Liza Koshy?
No, it's Lynden. There's basically no difference though
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Has a huge dick, tall and dark skin.
Plays sports and has two dogs. Has an amazing best friend and they’re like Fin and Jake.
Lynden’s dick was too big!
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Lynden is a weird kid also known as a faggot because he is gay and likes to suck big pp
Lynden is a ginja ninja
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