lxssevr

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lxssevr

Found deep in the spruce forests of central Germany, the wild lxssevr dominates the treetops. Using its aggressive German slurs, it is able to ward off potential predators, creating a safe space from land animals. The majority of the lxssevr species has never felt the soft touch of grass, as they live out their days no-lifing and switching on LSBII.

Though scientists have attempted to record the lxssevr during their mating season, there have been no recorded mates, or even females seen within the lxssevr species, leading scientists to believe that the lxssevr get no b*tches.

The lxssevr species is a distant cousin of the more dominant Romanian species, which houses the popularly known Edirobl.
I spotted a wild lxssevr yesterday in the woods!
by Dustalorius, King Negro. June 21, 2022
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