A balding headed individual who stays in the shadows lurking and spying on individuals or groups of people as they pass.
We were walking down the street after coming back from the pub the other night when Beattie pointed out the Baldie Lurkin behind the bus stop at the corner of the street
by Roo-NI August 17, 2009
A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.
Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!
Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"
Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"
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by Tiggitty December 23, 2009
Hey John are you busy? "yeah I'm pulling the ole lurkins tonight ".. But tomorrow I'm headed to the tord if you wanna go
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