A cop...or someone who always lurks.. mainly Texas cops

a quite practical joke involving removing the lid of the flushing compartment of a toilet and shitting into it, then closing the compartment leaving little to no evidence. the unsuspecting victim may wait months to realise why the toilet stinks like shit all the time and it is starting to flush out brown water. named such because of the way it bobs in the top for a long time like a hippopotamus.

One who will screen phone calls from frieds, avoid people that he/she knows in public, or abandon previous plans without notice to participate in activities that should never be discussed with anyone. (ie. Hoggin', cheating, stealing, stalking)

A phrase used when a lurker (one who hangs around a forum, etc, and very rarely posts or contributes in any other way.) makes a stupid, off-topic, or otherwise random and nonsensical post or comment.

A folding chair that one uses in random locations to "lurk" and "creep" on people and practice random lurking activities.

the waiter or waitress at fancier restaurants that lurks around with her/his pitcher of water, ready to attack any innocent glasses that seem to be empty to him/her even if they are full to normal people. Water Lurks often result in the customer jumping out of their seat in surprise at the sudden face of a water lurk beside them without warning, causing spillage.

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.