Lurk chair

A folding chair that one uses in random locations to "lurk" and "creep" on people and practice random lurking activities.

"Hey dude, let's go camping or fishing this weekend, we can bring our lurk chairs!"

by Lurky McLurkin April 29, 2009

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 August 30, 2009

Lurking from home

When you are monitoring your email and checking your chat from home, but you are not putting in a full day's work at the computer.

Office work during the holidays is so slow that I just end up lurking from home.

by eld1945 December 21, 2021

Water Lurk

the waiter or waitress at fancier restaurants that lurks around with her/his pitcher of water, ready to attack any innocent glasses that seem to be empty to him/her even if they are full to normal people. Water Lurks often result in the customer jumping out of their seat in surprise at the sudden face of a water lurk beside them without warning, causing spillage.

There was a water lurk at the new restaurant in town, she was on the prowl.

by CallMeLater(I'm on a boat) August 10, 2011

New Lurk City

a lifestyle collective/band based in New York City's downtown scene. Group of kids who perform live shows, drink, loiter, party, fight & sneak in high class parties.

Bob: you going to that New Lurk City show tonight?
Steve: them New Lurk City boys always into something, always turning up a party! hell yea!
Bob: see you there

by DannyGlova May 2, 2013

goons out lurking

Originated in Florida, commonly used in Opa Locka, probably the roughest/Hoodest part of the Miami/Dade County area:

real hood niggas chillin in a whip about to do some shit
i.e. driveby sell shit, buy shit

car fulla choppa's and everybody quiet, car fulla goons and everybody certified...
These Goons out lurking-plies (Goons out lurkin)

by $K-Rich$ November 15, 2007

aunties stay lurking

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.

“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)

by Rock Widdow December 7, 2019