lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

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after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

lumpy barney

When you spread your toast with smegma, and eat it without fail

this morning i had a lumpy barney n' mash

by mattthesheep February 1, 2010