lucianophobia 

The primal fear of seeing a photo with no caption and expecting to see Lucky Luciano hidden inside

Person A: I hope *he* isn't in here, I have lucianophobia.

lucianophobia by Your average idiot January 21, 2019

Lachanophobia 

fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.

Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!
Sane: you don't have Lachanophobia Idiot don't be such a pussy.

Lachanophobia by acowfrog July 21, 2009