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please fuck me I’m so lonely 

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.
“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard 

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

fucking lonely 

Means you’ve got no one and if you’re older than 14 and haven’t had a bf or kissed anyone yet. Then you’re FUCKING LONELY and probably always will be with your ten cats and 20 dogs
Man 1: hey man. Isn’t that Carl
Man 2: nah bro. Don’t look at him. He is fucking lonely
fucking lonely by Colours and emo September 8, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026