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please fuck me I’m so lonely 

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.
“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard 

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

fucking lonely 

Means you’ve got no one and if you’re older than 14 and haven’t had a bf or kissed anyone yet. Then you’re FUCKING LONELY and probably always will be with your ten cats and 20 dogs
Man 1: hey man. Isn’t that Carl
Man 2: nah bro. Don’t look at him. He is fucking lonely
fucking lonely by Colours and emo September 8, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026