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i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village 

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

lovehorn 

Another word for a penis. Often used when referring to the genitals of an amputee.
"I only watch the Paralympics for the lovehorns visible when they wear tight shorts "
"Augustus Waters slowly revealed his throbbing lovehorn to a shocked but aroused Hazel Grace"
lovehorn by amputeelover69 September 6, 2016

Lovehorny 

Being constantly attracted to people in romantic rather than sexual ways.
Krista is so lovehorny. She was in love with Derrek two weeks ago, Ryan on Tuesday, and today she can't stop thinking about Mike.
Lovehorny by sangreazul April 21, 2010