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Love Glove 

a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.

Love glove 

John " I hoped in that love glove last night"

love glove 

a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom
That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.

love glove 

1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.

2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.
Definition 1:
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.

Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.

Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?

Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.
love glove by Grandmaster K April 15, 2009

Love glove 

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes
John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

Love Glove 

We're gonna do it the old fashioned way, and don't forget the love Glove
Love Glove by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
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