Love Fist 

1980's "Hair Metal" band. See Jezz Torrent.

Love Fist played a sell-out show last night

Love Fist played a gig in Vice City

Love Fist by Jezz Torrent July 29, 2004

love fist 

Rockstar North's personal '80's rock band in Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

"Love Fist are in town...Love Fist is in town...whatever, I flunked school 'cuz I'm hardcore."

love fist by Mandy October 1, 2003

love fist 

The placing of a hand up anothers ass, or an 1980s hit rock group.

Matt just love fisted that chick.
Man the Love Fists rock.
-Laslo

love fist by Matt G March 31, 2003

Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

Neopolitan Love Fist by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

Fist Love 

The act of giving a gental punch to another persons fist in a straight motion. A replacement for the high five or hand shake. Pro skater Mike Valley is know to do these durring his skate demos to on looking fans.

"Hey great trick man!"
*Fist Love*
"Yeah i been working on that all day."

Fist Love by Shinma May 24, 2006

Face only a fist could love 

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

Face only a fist could love by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007

Two Fisted Love Punch 

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.

I knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate Two Fisted Love Punch.

Two Fisted Love Punch by TheAmsterdam5 February 7, 2017